Welcome to Class 4's Book of very funny jokes ...
Q) What do you call a girl who stands in a goal post and stops the ball rolling away?
Q) What do you call a Stag with no eyes?
A) No idea!
Q) What vegetables do librarians like?
A) Quite Peas.
Q) Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A) He wanted to win the No – Bell prize.
My friend thinks he is smart, he told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at him.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
Q. what did the elephant say to the tusk
A. get to the point
Q. what did the cat say to the flowers
A. what a great meow dow
Q. what did the ear say to the headphones
A. i cant ear you
Q.what do you call a dinosaur that sleeps
A. a dino snore
Q. why did the student eat his homework
A. because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking to slow?
What do you get if you cross a leopard 🐆 with a watchdog?
A terrified mailman!
What do you call a lion 🦁 who has eaten your mother’s sister?
An aunt - eater!
Hope you like my jokes.
Man: I’ve become a vegetarian
Other man: But I just saw you eat that Viking
Man: He was a swede!
Doctor, Doctor, people
Keep ignoring me.
Q) Why is tennis like colouring?
A) Because you've got to keep it within the lines!
Why did the dog walk on to the barbecue?
He wanted to be a hot dog! 😄 🔥🐶🌭
* What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt!😅 0 8
* What did Mars say to Saturn?
Why don’t you give me a ring sometime?! 😂 📞💫
* Person: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible.
Doctor: Sorry, I can’t see you today!🤣👨⚕️